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Democrats' Golf Rules

Added 12/1/2000
1. Democrats get to keep shooting until one gets par or an acceptable score. 2. Democrats are allowed to keep score by hand, Republicans are not allowed to keep score at ...

When Santa answers mail...

Added 11/27/2000
When Santa answers mail... Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer. YeR FReND, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. ...

Thanksgiving

Added 11/23/2000
THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING, BUT AREN'T... "Talk about a huge breast!" "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist." "It's Cool Whip time!" "If I don't ...

A little bush

Added 11/20/2000
a little bush

Quote

Added 11/20/2000
Who originally said... "My greatest wish is that none of my children become lawyers."

Revocation of Independence

Added 11/19/2000
to: The citizens of the United States of America, In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the ...

Florida Voter's Guide

Added 11/15/2000
Voting for Dummies

Balance

Added 11/14/2000
Place of Balance Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired ...

Dave Berry's Rules to Live By

Added 11/14/2000
"19 Things That Took Me 50 Years To Learn" By Dave Barry 1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in ...

Hot Dog

Added 11/14/2000
Hotdog

When pumpkins party to much

Added 11/14/2000
pumpkin

Feminine Mystique

Added 11/13/2000
WOMEN: Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. Women ...

Interpretations

Added 11/13/2000
Interpretations of nature from junior high, high school, and college test papers and essays submitted to science and health teachers (spelling errors preserved).... "When ...

Only in Texas

Added 11/11/2000
Only in Texas

Signs of the time

Added 11/11/2000
sign sign sign

Einstein's Riddle

Added 11/11/2000
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT. There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and ...

Thanksgiving Turkey Tip NOT from Martha Stewart

Added 11/10/2000
Want to raise eyebrows on Thanksgiving Day?
turkey with tan lines

One Liners

Added 11/9/2000
Adult One Liners Q: What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A: Their balls are just for decoration. Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: What ...

Anagrams

Added 11/7/2000
An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out ...

Kids...

Added 11/6/2000
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are ...

Douglas Adams Quotes

Added 11/4/2000
Douglas Adams Quotes... Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. In the beginning the Universe was ...

Steve Allen

Added 11/4/2000
Steve Allen, Renaissance Man: ...describing Allen as a comedian is like describing Leonardo da Vinci as a "painter." Like Leonardo, Alien is a Renaissance man. Besides being ...

 

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