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A local man was found murdered in his home this weekend.
Detectives at the scene found this man face down in his bath tub. The
tub had been filled with milk and corn flakes, ...
Added 3/26/2001
Sipping Vodka
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly
speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The
monsignor replied,"When I am ...
Added 3/25/2001
I read this article that said typical symptoms of stress are eating too
much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they
kidding? That is my idea of a ...
Added 3/25/2001
Why Condoms Come In Packages
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To ...
Added 3/25/2001
Why are CD's 74 minutes long?
Added 3/21/2001
Two guys were taking chemistry at the University of Alabama. They
were so confident going into the final that two days before, they decided
to go up to the University of ...
Added 3/18/2001
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, You're it
2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red ...
Added 3/18/2001
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make
love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friend compliments you on your new ...
Added 3/18/2001
What are the "Lexx Laws"?
Added 3/14/2001
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more
information in our heads."
- Vlade Divac, Los Angeles Lakers
Added 3/14/2001
They were alone in the house. It was a cold, dark stormy night. The
storm had come up quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched
her jump.
She looked across the ...
Added 3/12/2001
The New Survivor Show
Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show?
6 men will be dropped on an island with 1 van and 4 kids each, for 6
weeks.
Each kid plays ...
Added 3/12/2001
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What are the "principal organs" of the United Nations?
Added 3/6/2001
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine
the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated.
As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, ...
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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject
and finally after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made
for the nearest frozen lake. ...
Added 3/4/2001
Who played the fourth ghostbuster in the movie "Ghostbusters"?
Added 2/26/2001
"You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test"
- George W. Bush, at an education event in Townsend, Tennessee.
Added 2/26/2001
What is the origin of "NCC-1701", the registry number of USS Enterprise?
Added 2/21/2001
Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice to
people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that
homosexuality is an abomination according to ...
Added 2/21/2001
Added 2/20/2001
What percentage of people in Europe (European Union countries) speak
English as a second language?
Added 2/12/2001
There was an old guy wandering around the
supermarket calling out, "Crisco, Crisco!"
Finally a store clerk approached. "Sir, the Crisco
is in aisle five."
"Oh," replied ...
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