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Blonde goes horseback riding

Added 7/26/2001
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into ...

Chain Letter

Added 7/26/2001
Hello, my name is Carol and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion f_cking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a ...

Things I MUST remember when I come back as a dog...

Added 7/26/2001
1. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. 3. I will not roll my toys behind ...

Mental Health Hotline

Added 7/25/2001
Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline... If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If ...

Staff meeting in Heaven

Added 7/25/2001
During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of President Clinton and Rep. Condit had brought about the need for an eleventh ...

Confused Woodpeckers

Added 7/22/2001
A Mississippi woodpecker and a Texas woodpecker were in Mississippi arguing about which state had the toughest trees to peck. The Mississippi woodpecker said that they had a ...

To Boldly Go Where No Witch Has Gone Before...

Added 7/22/2001
1) What television show featured guest appearances by Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, and Agnes Moorehead as well as by William Shatner, James Doohan, and George Takei? 2) ...

Definitions 2

Added 7/21/2001
ADULTERY - The wrong people doing the right thing. ALIMONY - The screwing you get for the screwing you got. BABY - A hollow tube with a loud voice at one end and a complete ...

Obsessions

Added 7/21/2001
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children, "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, ...

Evil Math

Added 7/19/2001
The following pseudo-mathematical proof was posted to rec.games.board: What about this: We know that women like two things, your time and your money, therefore... women ...

Teamwork

Added 7/19/2001
NOTHING LIKE PULLING TOGETHER FOR THE COMMON GOOD!
Teamwork

I sick and not come work

Added 7/15/2001
"Hey, boss, I not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, I not come work." The boss says: "You know Carlos I really need you today. ...

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees...

Added 7/15/2001
Who wrote "Head", the Monkees first and only movie?

Cool Things About a Car that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light

Added 7/11/2001
15. Sleep 'til noon. Still get to work by 8:00am! 14. Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green. 13. Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states. ...

God vs. Satan

Added 7/11/2001
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. And the earth was void, without form, and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And Satan said, "It doesn't get any ...

Blonde wish...

Added 7/11/2001
Blonde wish

Words Wives Use

Added 7/8/2001
Words wives uses on their husbands... FINE This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to ...

Language

Added 7/8/2001
What country has the most spoken languages?

Man Bakes Fireworks, Blows Up Kitchen

Added 7/5/2001
Thursday July 5 1:43 PM ET Missouri Man Bakes Fireworks, Blows Up Kitchen KANSAS CITY, Mo. (Reuters) - Fireworks hidden in a Kansas City man's oven turned out to be a ...

Police Not Amused by Breakfast Prank

Added 7/1/2001
Friday January 26 12:27 PM ET Police Not Amused by Breakfast Prank DALLAS (Reuters) - A police dispatcher who tasted something funny when she bit into a breakfast tortilla ...

51st steak

Added 7/1/2001
Who said "What's all this fuss I hear about making Puerto Rico a steak?"

Quote of the week 7

Added 6/29/2001
"But we're not homophobic... we are compassionate towards anyone who wants to try and give up that kind of lifestyle." - The Rev Dr. Glenn Davies, rector of St Luke's, Sydney, ...

Redneck Joke

Added 6/28/2001
Redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I've got a hot date for tonight, an' I needs me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them thar rubbers gonna cost me?" To which the ...

Embarrassing Moment

Added 6/24/2001
OB-GYN - Most Embarrassing Moment This is a laugh for all those women out there (and the men who love them) who so look forward to that wonderful time once a year when they ...

 

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