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I Am Thankful

Added 10/27/2001
I AM THANKFUL FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, NOT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES, BECAUSE ...

Dead Cat Test

Added 10/25/2001
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked if it was dead or alive. "Dead," she was informed. "How do you know?", she asked. "Because I pissed in his ear ...

Push

Added 10/25/2001
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of ...

You know you are overweight when...

Added 10/25/2001
- you launch your see-saw partner into the next county. - it takes less water to fill the bath tub than it used to. - the school plays Pomp and Circumference when you ...

They weren't terrorists, but...

Added 10/24/2001
F-16 Jets Force Plane Down In Citrus County F-16 fighter jets were called into action Tuesday night in Citrus County to force a plane down. Authorities said that the plane ...

Dream

Added 10/22/2001
Saddam Hussein had a dream and called President George W. Bush to tell him about it... "I had a dream about the United States. I could see the whole country and over every ...

President Sheen

Added 10/21/2001
Not counting "The West Wing", in what other works has Martin Sheen portrayed a US president?

Horror Movie

Added 10/19/2001
Horror Movie

A Three Hour Tour...

Added 10/15/2001
How did the SS Minnow, the ill-fated boat from Gilligan's Island, get its name?

Church

Added 10/8/2001
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. ...

The Girl from Ipanema

Added 10/7/2001
Who is "The Girl from Ipanema"?

A British Take...

Added 9/30/2001
The IRA have hijacked the Goodyear blimp - they've just bounced it off Big Ben for the 12th time.

Commercial Aviation

Added 9/30/2001
The world's first scheduled passenger airline flight took place between what two cities?

Good Exercise

Added 9/28/2001
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now ...

Freudian Analysts

Added 9/24/2001
Q: How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis, I mean ladder.

It was a dark and stormy night...

Added 9/24/2001
What is the origin of the line "It was a dark and stormy night..." (hint: No, it was not Snoopy)

A MAN'S ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION A WOMAN EVER ASKS

Added 9/16/2001
1. WHY ARE MEN SUCH JERKS? It's a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer from testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average life span of a ...

Opium

Added 9/16/2001
What country is the world's largest producer of opium?

Did Nostradamus Really Predict New York Attack

Added 9/13/2001
Thursday September 13 8:57 AM ET Did Nostradamus Really Predict New York Attack? By Geert De Clercq SINGAPORE (Reuters) - Internet chat rooms are abuzz with talk that 16th ...

Bill of Rights

Added 9/9/2001
Bill of Rights restated State Representative Mitchell Kaye of Georgia wrote the following: We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get ...

Ever wonder what would happen if...

Added 9/9/2001
Have you ever wondered what would happen if everyone jumped up and down all at the same time? Well, thanks to modern science, we now have an answer... Friday September 7 9:55 ...

Green Alligators and Long Neck Geese...

Added 9/9/2001
Who wrote the song "The Unicorn" (aka "The Unicorn Song")?

The Pillsbury Doughboy

Added 9/7/2001
Dear Friends: It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon. Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The ...

 

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