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Lions football practice was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours.
One of the players, while on his way to the locker room happened to look
down and noticed a suspicious ...
Added 12/2/2001
From what inspiration, did Berkely Breathed come up with the name "Opus" for
his penguin character in Bloom County?
Added 11/29/2001
If you take an Oriental man and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? ...
Added 11/29/2001
OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for me.
OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas...
INSIDE: I ...
Added 11/28/2001
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview
Your orgasms are always real
Your last name stays put
The garage is all yours
Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow
...
Added 11/26/2001
'Hi, Jack' on plane triggers SWAT team by Shawn D. Lewis / The Detroit News ( http://detnews.com/ ) Waterford - Pilots named Jack, beware. Minutes after a boarding ...
Added 11/25/2001
Mrs. Ashley telephoned the headquarters of the infantry near Great Oaks, her
ancestral home. "This is Mrs. Chauncey
Ashley the Third, and with Thanksgiving coming up, I thought ...
Added 11/25/2001
Where did German Chocolate Cake originate?
Added 11/19/2001
A guy walks into a doctor's office and stutters, "Da-da-doc, I've ba-ba-been sta-sta-stuttering for ye-ye-years, and I ca-ca-can't stand it anymo-mo-more! Can you he-he-help me?" ...
Added 11/18/2001
Little Johnny and Susie are only ten years old, but they're sure they're in
love and decided they wanted to get married.
Little Johnny bravely approached Susie's father and ...
Added 11/18/2001
What was Alan Greenspan's profession before he became an economist?
Added 11/16/2001
Added 11/14/2001
Question: What is a sonofabitch exactly?
Quite often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like, "What is a
sonofabitch? " And we wax philosophic with metaphysical ...
Added 11/11/2001
Where is the largest stadium in the world?
Added 11/9/2001
Here are some quotes from Hollywood Squares Game Show in the 70's, when
game show's responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are
now. God bless Paul Lynde, Rose ...
Added 11/5/2001
When did "IN GOD WE TRUST" become the national motto of the United States?
Added 11/3/2001
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,
while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the
summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the ...
Added 11/2/2001
Added 11/1/2001
Apparently concerned about the misinterpretation of language at this
highly charged time, Reuters's head of global news, Stephen Jukes, has
directed his staff to avoid the word ...
Added 10/30/2001
This is a real, honest-to-god, piece of SPAM (junk mail) that
I received recently, back before Enron and Worldcom and
other as yet undisclosed corporate crimes.
It's a ...
Added 10/29/2001
WOW.....if Disney only knew!
CINDERELLA
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her.
As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy ...
Added 10/28/2001
Did you hear Abe Lincoln was Jewish?
He was shot in the temple!
Added 10/28/2001
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain
about splinters when they were making love. Pinocchio, therefore,
went to visit Ghepetto to see if he could help. ...
Added 10/28/2001
What song was Chuck Berry's only number one hit?
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