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Detroit Lions News Flash

Added 12/2/2001
Lions football practice was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room happened to look down and noticed a suspicious ...

Opus

Added 12/2/2001
From what inspiration, did Berkely Breathed come up with the name "Opus" for his penguin character in Bloom County?

If...

Added 11/29/2001
If you take an Oriental man and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? ...

Things You Won't See On Hallmark Cards

Added 11/29/2001
OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for me. OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas... INSIDE: I ...

Why Life is Easy for Men

Added 11/28/2001
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview Your orgasms are always real Your last name stays put The garage is all yours Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow ...

'Hi, Jack' on plane triggers SWAT team

Added 11/26/2001
'Hi, Jack' on plane triggers SWAT team  by Shawn D. Lewis / The Detroit News ( http://detnews.com/ )  Waterford - Pilots named Jack, beware.  Minutes after a boarding ...

Thanksgiving Mistake

Added 11/25/2001
Mrs. Ashley telephoned the headquarters of the infantry near Great Oaks, her ancestral home. "This is Mrs. Chauncey Ashley the Third, and with Thanksgiving coming up, I thought ...

German Chocolate Cake

Added 11/25/2001
Where did German Chocolate Cake originate?

A Man and His Tool

Added 11/19/2001
A guy walks into a doctor's office and stutters, "Da-da-doc, I've ba-ba-been sta-sta-stuttering for ye-ye-years, and I ca-ca-can't stand it anymo-mo-more! Can you he-he-help me?" ...

Little Johnny (getting married)

Added 11/18/2001
Little Johnny and Susie are only ten years old, but they're sure they're in love and decided they wanted to get married. Little Johnny bravely approached Susie's father and ...

Alan Greenspan

Added 11/18/2001
What was Alan Greenspan's profession before he became an economist?

Rumors

Added 11/16/2001
Office Rumors

Sonofabitch

Added 11/14/2001
Question: What is a sonofabitch exactly? Quite often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like, "What is a sonofabitch? " And we wax philosophic with metaphysical ...

Stadiums

Added 11/11/2001
Where is the largest stadium in the world?

Hollywood Squares 2

Added 11/9/2001
Here are some quotes from Hollywood Squares Game Show in the 70's, when game show's responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are now. God bless Paul Lynde, Rose ...

In God We Trust

Added 11/5/2001
When did "IN GOD WE TRUST" become the national motto of the United States?

Reindeer

Added 11/3/2001
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the ...

Hillary

Added 11/2/2001
Hillary

Reuters on the word 'Terrorist'

Added 11/1/2001
Apparently concerned about the misinterpretation of language at this highly charged time, Reuters's head of global news, Stephen Jukes, has directed his staff to avoid the word ...

Send us money for beer please

Added 10/30/2001
This is a real, honest-to-god, piece of SPAM (junk mail) that I received recently, back before Enron and Worldcom and other as yet undisclosed corporate crimes. It's a ...

Fairy Tales

Added 10/29/2001
WOW.....if Disney only knew! CINDERELLA Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy ...

Abe Lincoln (quick one)

Added 10/28/2001
Did you hear Abe Lincoln was Jewish? He was shot in the temple!

Pinocchio

Added 10/28/2001
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were making love. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Ghepetto to see if he could help. ...

Chuck Berry

Added 10/28/2001
What song was Chuck Berry's only number one hit?

 

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