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Added 10/9/2002
HOW DID WE SURVIVE?
Looking back, it's hard to believe that we have lived as long as we
have.
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
Riding ...
Added 10/8/2002
(note to M. - the timing is completely coincidental - ed.)
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get
married and wish you were dead.
At a ...
Added 10/6/2002
Before author J.K. Rowling began using the word "muggle" to refer to
mortals, what did the word "muggle" mean?
Added 9/29/2002
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going
home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending
his entire paycheck. ...
Added 9/29/2002
As many of you who have ever coached a youth team or who have young children
at home waiting to be molded, it is a very gratifying job when you can look
back and think of not ...
Added 9/29/2002
Who is Don Featherstone?
Added 9/27/2002
Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. "You are all
part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You
get all the usual benefits ...
Added 9/25/2002
Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a
long-standing obsession with nuzzling the beautiful Queen's voluptuous
breasts, but he knew the penalty ...
Added 9/24/2002
Martha's way #1:
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
The Real Women's Way:
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom ...
Added 9/22/2002
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what ...
Added 9/22/2002
What episode of Star Trek featured the first appearance of a "holodeck"?
(Hint: it was not called a "holodeck" at the time.)
Added 9/19/2002
A man returns from travelling overseas and is feeling very ill. He goes to
see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital in to undergo
tests. The man wakes up after ...
Added 9/19/2002
At a small airport terminal somewhere in Texas, three strangers awaiting
their shuttle flight start conversing about the recent world events. The
strangers were of varying ...
Added 9/15/2002
Carly Simon - You're So Varicose Vein
The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly ...
Added 9/15/2002
A two-part question about VCR's:
1) When did Sony discontinue the Betamax VCR?
2) What company developed the VHS standard?
Added 9/12/2002
A while back, there were two kingdoms situated close by each other. One
kingdom had a powerful king, and the other had a relatively weak king. The
difference, or so everybody ...
Added 9/9/2002
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of
her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers
the window, and she says ...
Added 9/9/2002
Who invented jazz?
(i.e., who is generally regarded as the first jazz musician?)
Added 9/4/2002
Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home
reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and
demonstrated with her hands, the ...
Added 8/29/2002
Once again, Beloit College has found new ways to make us feel old...
Beloit, Wis. - In the coming weeks, a new generation of students will
arrive on campuses throughout the ...
Added 8/29/2002
George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife
told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see
from the bedroom window. ...
Added 8/22/2002
After every flight, pilots complete a gripe sheet which conveys to the
mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need
repair or correction. The ...
Added 8/22/2002
What was the Frisbee named after?
Added 8/18/2002
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has
not ...
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