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Added 11/25/2002
What a difference 30 years makes:
1972: Long hair
2002: Longing for hair
1972: The perfect high
2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund
1972: KEG
2002: EKG
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Added 11/24/2002
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the ...
Added 11/24/2002
What are the titles of these three paintings?
Added 11/22/2002
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is
when we're kids?
If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you
think in ...
Added 11/21/2002
Divorcing After 45 Years An elderly man in Phoenix
calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin
your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and
I are divorcing; ...
Added 11/19/2002
SINGLE, BROWN, KANGAROO, VERY MALE, SEEKS SINGLE, FEMALE KANGAROO TO HOP AROUND, MAKE KANGAROO BABIES AND SHARE GREEN BUSHES. HOBBIES INCLUDE HOPPING, CHEWING ON GREEN STUFF AND ...
Added 11/17/2002
Why was a tavern in Cokesburg, Pennsylvania chosen as the setting for the
last episode of Quantum Leap?
Added 11/12/2002
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like Slinkies... not really good ...
Added 11/11/2002
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
- Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" It's "Hi, how are you?"
- Rest stop ...
Added 11/11/2002
What is the best selling candy bar in Russia?
Added 11/7/2002
Sometimes...
when you cry...
no one sees your tears.
Sometimes...
when you are in pain...
no one sees your hurt.
Sometimes...
when you are worried...
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Added 11/3/2002
This happened in a little town in Mexico, and even though it sounds like an
Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real.
This guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark ...
Added 11/3/2002
Who holds the record for falling from the greatest height without a
parachute, and surviving?
Added 11/1/2002
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior
that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out.
So he called one of ...
Added 10/31/2002
You know when you are "all growed up" when... 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You ...
Added 10/25/2002
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic
in bed." That's Direct Marketing.
...
Added 10/25/2002
What were the original names of the baseball teams known
today as the San Francisco Giants and the Anaheim Angels?
Added 10/24/2002
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in
front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to
avoid hitting her. This ...
Added 10/21/2002
These are actual clippings from church newspapers. It's amazing what a
little proof-reading would provide...
National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the ...
Added 10/21/2002
On what continent did the camel originate?
(Since there are only seven continents, your first answer will be final.)
Added 10/13/2002
1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not
have e-mail addresses.
2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
3. ...
Added 10/13/2002
What is a Racketeer Nickel?
Added 10/11/2002
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has ...
Added 10/9/2002
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally he decided the animal was old, and ...
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