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Capital Punishment

Added 3/9/2003
How many individuals have been executed by the US federal government since the federal death penalty was reinstated in 1988 (and subsequently expanded in 1994)?

Blonde Joke 6

Added 3/2/2003
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and ...

Cat Haiku

Added 3/2/2003
You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. That will sure show you. I need a new toy. Tail of black dog keeps good time. Pounce! Good dog! Good dog! ...

Pork

Added 3/2/2003
What country is the world's largest exporter of pork? (Since there are a limited number of pork producing countries, your first answer will be final.)

Taste Test

Added 2/27/2003
TASTE TEST A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver, one at a ...

Quiet

Added 2/24/2003
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the Other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home After we've been out drinking, ...

Donald Kaufman

Added 2/24/2003
Donald Kaufman was recently nominated for an Academy Award. No one like Donald Kaufman has ever been nominated before. What is so unusual about Donald Kaufman?

New Gas Prices

Added 2/20/2003
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Blind Man

Added 2/16/2003
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After ...

Duct Tape

Added 2/16/2003
For what purpose was duct tape first used? (Hint, just to clarify - by "duct tape" we mean the unique style of three layer tape, with a thick, waterproof outer layer of ...

Stop Annoying Junk Mail & Phone Calls

Added 2/11/2003
Editor's note: I have no idea whether any of this will actually work, but hey, it's worth a try... Now Steve Rubenstein, a writer for the San Francisco Chronicle, has ...

Cussing

Added 2/9/2003
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in ...

Yugoslavia

Added 2/9/2003
What six republics made up the former Yugoslavia?

Jobs I Have Done

Added 2/6/2003
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, ...

Boyfriend

Added 2/3/2003
While, I was recovering from surgery and spending most of the day in bed, my seven year old son asked me why I didn't have a boyfriend. I told him the television was my boyfriend, ...

Comments

Added 2/3/2003
A gastroenterologist/proctologist claims that these are actual comments made by his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly ...

New meds for women

Added 2/3/2003
Damitol Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours. St. Mom's Wort Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers ...

OK

Added 2/3/2003
In what city did the word "ok" originate?

Bucs Fan

Added 1/30/2003
A first grade teacher in Oakland explains to her class that she is a Raider fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Raider fans. Everyone in the ...

Door-To-Door

Added 1/28/2003
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could ...

For those of you who watch what you eat

Added 1/27/2003
Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer ...

Quotes

Added 1/27/2003
"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why ...

Words

Added 1/27/2003
What is the most frequently used word on the planet?

Cheers

Added 1/23/2003
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon Things that are very difficult to say when you're ...

 

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