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How many individuals have been executed by the US federal government since
the federal death penalty was reinstated in 1988 (and subsequently expanded
in 1994)?
Added 3/2/2003
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they
don't sell rectum deodorant, and ...
Added 3/2/2003
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!
...
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What country is the world's largest exporter of pork?
(Since there are a limited number of pork producing countries, your first
answer will be final.)
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TASTE TEST
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver, one at a ...
Added 2/24/2003
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the Other
and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home After
we've been out drinking, ...
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Donald Kaufman was recently nominated for an Academy Award.
No one like Donald Kaufman has ever been nominated before.
What is so unusual about Donald Kaufman?
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of
paint on their habits. After ...
Added 2/16/2003
For what purpose was duct tape first used?
(Hint, just to clarify - by "duct tape" we mean the unique style of three
layer tape, with a thick, waterproof outer layer of ...
Added 2/11/2003
Editor's note: I have no idea whether any of this will actually work,
but hey, it's worth a try...
Now Steve Rubenstein, a writer for the San Francisco Chronicle, has ...
Added 2/9/2003
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know
what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The
4-year-old nods his head in ...
Added 2/9/2003
What six republics made up the former Yugoslavia?
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My first job was working in an orange juice factory,
but I got canned...
couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack,
but I just couldn't hack it, ...
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While, I was recovering from surgery and spending most of the day in bed, my seven year old son asked me why I didn't have a boyfriend. I told him the television was my boyfriend, ...
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A gastroenterologist/proctologist claims that these are actual comments made
by his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly ...
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Damitol
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.
St. Mom's Wort
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers ...
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In what city did the word "ok" originate?
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A first grade teacher in Oakland explains to her class that
she is a Raider fan. She asks her students to raise their
hands if they, too, are Raider fans.
Everyone in the ...
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could ...
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Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the
truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer ...
Added 1/27/2003
"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we
were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot
live forever, which is why ...
Added 1/27/2003
What is the most frequently used word on the planet?
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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Things that are very difficult to say when you're ...
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