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Added 6/1/2003
I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? ...
Added 6/1/2003
Why has the crew of every Soyuz spacecraft been equipped
with a sawed-off shotgun?
Added 5/30/2003
It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social ...
Added 5/28/2003
A Dutchman, an Australian, and a New Zealander are in Saudi Arabia,
sharing a smuggled crate of booze when Saudi police rush in and arrest
them. The mere possession of alcohol ...
Added 5/24/2003
A Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. tee-shirt.
"Why are you wearing a Thank God it's Friday tee-shirt on Monday?"
"Oh shit!" the blonde says, "I ...
Added 5/23/2003
Just in case you've had a rough day, here's a stress management
technique. Recommended in all the latest psychological texts.
The funny thing is that it really works...
1. ...
Added 5/20/2003
In a trial, in a small SC town, a prosecuting attorney called his first
witness to the stand. She was sworn in, asked if she would tell the truth,
the whole truth and nothing ...
Added 5/19/2003
Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was a salted.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
A sandwich walks into a bar. ...
Added 5/19/2003
A very confident James Bond walks into the English bar and takes a seat next
to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks
at his watch for a ...
Added 5/19/2003
Name the original TV shows from which the following were spin-off's...
Fernwood 2Nite
Good Times
Green Acres
Happy Days
And for extra credit...
Richie Brockelman: ...
Added 5/14/2003
According to a news report, a certain private school
in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem.
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use
lipstick and ...
Added 5/12/2003
Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE BITCH.
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY ...
Added 5/12/2003
Who wrote theme songs for all three of the following TV shows:
"Facts of Life", "Diff'rent Strokes", and "Wheel of Fortune"?
Added 5/8/2003
In a mental institution, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient
pretending as if he's driving a car, with his hands at 10 and 2. The
nurse asks him, "Charlie! What are ...
Added 5/7/2003
A very confident James Bond walks into the English bar and takes a
seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then
casually looks at his watch for a ...
Added 5/6/2003
A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line
of judgement. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed
to march right through the ...
Added 5/4/2003
The doctor, who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life,
finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a
list of all the medicines ...
Added 5/3/2003
Who wrote the Christmas song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"?
Added 4/27/2003
This will warm your heart. Just when you lost faith in human kindness:
Someone who teaches at a Middle School in Safety Harbor, Florida forwarded
the following letter. The ...
Added 4/27/2003
What do the following people have in common, besides being dead?
Medgar Evers (civil rights activist)
Virgil "Gus" Grissom (astronaut)
Dashiell Hammett (author)
Joe Louis ...
Added 4/25/2003
THE LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS:
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have
anyone to ...
Added 4/24/2003
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, this couple has a
fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven's gate waiting on
St. Peter. In conversation ...
Added 4/24/2003
A woman went to the Doctor's office, where she was seen by one of the
new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she
burst out, screaming as she ran down ...
Added 4/24/2003
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be
six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off
they ...
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