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Added 12/8/2003
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The Washington Post is read ...
Added 12/7/2003
What, specifically, are the "Geometric Problems of Antiquity"?
Added 12/1/2003
Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how
nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and
without an argument go ...
Added 12/1/2003
Where was the first ghetto?
(Which is to say, the first ghetto to actually be called a "ghetto")
Added 11/23/2003
A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. It was found
that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started
with the letter "T"'.
For ...
Added 11/23/2003
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each
possess something that ...
Added 11/23/2003
Aside from Dick Van Dyke, who was originally considered
for the lead role on "The Dick Van Dyke Show"?
Added 11/17/2003
I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU...
I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU...
I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN.
I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR ...
Added 11/17/2003
Who said "A sewer worker is like a brain surgeon. We're both specialists."
Added 11/13/2003
According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us
who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, 70's probably shouldn't have
survived.
Our baby cribs were covered with ...
Added 11/9/2003
What is rhoticism?
Added 11/7/2003
LETTER FROM A FARM KID, NOW AT SAN DIEGO MARINE CORPS RECRUIT DEPOT
Dear Ma and Pa:
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats ...
Added 11/6/2003
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in ...
Added 11/5/2003
Teaching Math in 1950:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?
Teaching Math in 1960:
A logger ...
Added 11/3/2003
FIRST DEGREE
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang. The wife (undoubtedly
blonde), picked up the phone, listened a
moment And said, "How should I know, that's 200 ...
Added 11/3/2003
When and where did the phrase "Elvis has left the building" originate?
Added 10/26/2003
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
I'd rather die living than live dying.
In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your ...
Added 10/26/2003
What are the names of the corporate mascots in the Mark Ryden painting "Dead Characters"?
Added 10/22/2003
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names; a trade name and a generic name.For example, the trade name of Tylenol has a generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is also called ...
Added 10/19/2003
A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and
asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was
named Rolex and one was ...
Added 10/19/2003
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client ...
Added 10/19/2003
Who is the patron saint of television?
Added 10/14/2003
A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts
wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and ...
Added 10/12/2003
Larry goes to see his travel agent. The conversation goes something like this...
"Hey Larry, going away on vacation again?"
"Yes, but I need to ask for something different." ...
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