Allan's Fate Part 4 - The Saga Continues

Here's the latest update on the Jamie vs. Sarah decision...

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!!!!

Okay, here is some truth that everyone will believe. Dating two girls is really expensive!!!! Did I say expensive? Because I really meant EXPENSIVE!!!!!! It's double the dinners, double the movies, and double the time spent. And then you have to keep track of everything. Did I take her to this restaurant? Which one did I see this movie with? Who would have thought that life as a player could be such hard work.

Now I know you are all probably wondering who is in the lead right now. Is it Jamie or Sarah? To tell you the truth it is still neck and neck. I continued to go out with both of them to see which one could surpass the other, but what I ended up finding out is that neither of them was very impressive. They both started out strong but now I am losing interest fast in both of them. I saw each of them once this past week, but neither of them got a call for this past weekend. I just ended up going out with my friend Carol and getting drunk.

Oh, and to answer your question about "who is Carol?" Carol and I are just friends. Yes, even a player like myself can still have a platonic relationship. Carol is the one who has to listen to me complain about my relationship problems whenever I get drunk. But, I have to listen to her relationship problems as well so it is a mutually beneficial relationship. Now I know that all of you Manbottleonians are going to think that maybe I should be looking to Carol as a possible relationship, but you will all have to trust me when I say that we are strictly just friends and that is the best relationship that we will have.

Well, now that I have written all of this and talked about how I have lost interest in Jamie and Sarah. I need to get offline and give them both a call to see what they are up to on this beautiful Sunday afternoon. It sure beats sitting at home in front of my computer.

Allan