The 'F' word...
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "f_ck." It is the one magical word which ,just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "f_ck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f_cked Mary) and intransitive ( Mary was f_cked by John). It can be action verb ( John really gives a f_ck about Mary), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f_ck), an adverb (Mary is f_cking interested in John), or as a noun ( Mary is a great f_ck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is f_cking beautiful) or an interjection (F_ck! I'm late for my date with Mary!). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is stupid, f_ck she's an idiot.). As you can see, there are very few words with overall versatility of the word "f_ck." Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1. Greeting - "How the f_ck are ya?"
2. Fraud - "I got f_cked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation - "Oh, f_ck it!"
4. Trouble - "I guess I'm f_cked now."
5. Aggression - "F_CK YOU!"
6. Disgust - "f_ck me."
7. Confusion - "What the f_ck?"
8. Difficulty - "I don't understand this f_cking business."
9. Despair - "F_cked again."
10. Pleasure - "I couldn't be f_cking happier."
11. Displeasure - "What the f_ck is going on here?"
12. Lost - "Where the f_ck are we?"
13. Disbelief - "UNF_CKINGBELIEVEABLE!"
14. Retaliation - "Up you f_cking ass!"
15. Denial - "I didn't f_cking do it."
16. Perplexity - "I know f_ck all about it."
17. Apathy - "Who really gives a f_ck, anyhow?"
18. Suspicion - "Who the f_ck are you?"
19. Panic - "Let's get the f_ck out of here."
20. Directions - "F_ck off."
21. Wonder - "How the f_ck did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a f_ck asshole!"
It can be used to tell time - "It's five f_cking thirty."
It can be used in business - "How did I wind up with the f_cking job?"
It can be maternal - "Motherf_cker."
It can be political - "F_ck President Clinton!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the f_ck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these f_cking Indians come from?" - General Custer
"Where the f_ck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real f_cking gun." - John Lennon
"Who's gonna' f_cking find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to f_cking roll." - Anne Boleyn
"Any f_cking idiot could understand that!" - Albert Einstein
"I don't suppose it's going to f_cking rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered f_cking showers my ass!" - Noah
"I need this parade like I need a f_cking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy
