SCAM ALERT! WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY!
THIS IS SERIOUS!
If you get an envelope from a company called the "Internal Revenue
Service," DO NOT OPEN IT!
This group operates a scam around this time every year. Their letter
claims that you owe them money, which they will take and use to pay
for the operation of essential functions of the United States
government. This is untrue! The money the IRS collects is used to fund
various inefficient and pointless social engineering projects.
This organization has ties to another shady outfit called the Social
Security Administration, who claim to take money from your regular
paychecks and save it for your retirement. In truth, the SSA uses the
money to pay for the same misguided make-work projects the IRS helps
These scam artists have bilked honest, hard working Americans out of
billions of dollars. Don't be among them!
Please copy this envelope in triplicate according to the guidelines of
the "Paperwork Augmentation Act" of 1999 and then tear up all three of
these envelopes a hundred pieces and send the pieces to the following
IRS, "FORM 1040 - NOT EZ" - Rejected Refunds Division Office 1600,
Room 412, Cubicle 13, Desk 7, Filing Cabinet 6, Drawer 3, Space 62,
Washington, DC 20000-0000