Medical Misprints
Here are some funny typos and grammatical errors from medical documents:
* The patient is a 15-year-old male who struck a wall because he was angry with his left hand.
* I advised the patient that they cannot find her left ovary. She is to come in and see if we can find her left ovary. I have no idea where it went.
* The patient is 39 years old and has not had any pregnancies. Her husband, likewise, has not had any pregnancies.
* Healthy-appearing, decrepit 69-year-old white female, mentally alert, but forgetful.
* This 90-year-old lady was admitted to the hospital as an emergency because of sudden onset of entire left leg.
* The patient was seen about 4 weeks ago by a physician with a urethral drip.
* According to witnesses, the patient was weaving down the street when he suddenly turned into an automobile.
* She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.
and finally . . .
* The patient was a great white male.
