Little Johnny (about his dad)
It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the
kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.
The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."
The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."
Then one little boy says: "My name is Johnny and my father is a striptease
dancer in a cabaret for gay men."
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school
yard the teacher approaches Johnny privately and asks if it was really true
that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
He blushed and said, "No, I'm sorry I said that. My dad plays baseball for
the Detroit Tigers and I was just too embarrassed to say so."