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Muslim Outrage?

Added 2/19/2006
Muslim outrage huh. OK... let's do a little historical review. Just some of the lowlights:  Muslims fly commercial airliners into buildings in New York City. No Muslim outrage. ...

Jay Leno on Homeland Security

Added 11/17/2002
You read about all these terrorists - most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to ...

The Real Bush Theory on Iraq

Added 10/4/2002
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks over and says, Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here? Bush says, "We're planning the next ...

Valentine's Day

Added 2/17/2002
Little David came home from first grade and told his father they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're ...

Osama bin Laden and the 72 Virgins

Added 2/2/2002
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, George Washington greets him: "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells ...

Accuracy Movement Spreading to Other Memorials

Added 1/17/2002
Accuracy Movement Spreading to Other Memorials Jan 17, 2002 (NEW YORK) The New York City Fire Department commissioned a statue of the famous photo of three firemen hoisting ...

Stay on alert

Added 12/21/2001
Be advised that terrorists may attempt to pass themselves off as ordinary American citizens and may even attempt to change their hair color, wardrobe or appearance in order to ...

New USMC motto in Afghanistan

Added 12/17/2001
IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING * United States Marine Corps *

Breaking News

Added 12/2/2001
News services are reporting that Osama bin Laden has been captured by U.S. Special Forces. In a covert operation, the entire country of Afghanistan was sprayed with Viagra ...

Warning

Added 11/11/2001
Important! I am not usually into scare-mongering and internet-based rumor spreading, however this came to me earlier today and it is something I felt I ought to share. I am ...

How to find bin Laden.

Added 11/6/2001
The CIA has a new tactic. It is following Jane Fonda - she has been dating the guy for six months.

Quotes

Added 11/5/2001
"To those who are fighting and bombarding us, they should understand the Afghan man is a fighter willing to die for jihad." - Taliban leader Mullah Mohammed Omar "I want ...

Hillary

Added 11/2/2001
Hillary

Reuters on the word 'Terrorist'

Added 11/1/2001
Apparently concerned about the misinterpretation of language at this highly charged time, Reuters's head of global news, Stephen Jukes, has directed his staff to avoid the word ...

Instructions

Added 10/25/2001
Instructions

New Weapon

Added 10/25/2001
New weapon in the war on terrorism...
Anti-Jihad weapon

Taliban Singles Online

Added 10/25/2001
There is dating in Afghanistan...  <IMAGE>

Quote of the Week 3

Added 10/21/2001
"My interest is not to simplify things for the other side but to complexify them, if that is a word." - Donald Rumsfeld, US Secretary of Defense

You knew these were coming...

Added 10/21/2001
Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing... yet. Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: B-52... F-16... B-1... Q: What is the Taliban's national ...

No Shit!

Added 10/17/2001
No Shit

Suicide bombers

Added 10/16/2001
It has been reported that bin Laden has been recruiting suicide bombers from India. We now have proof of a new wave of attacks from the sky but there is little to fear, the ...

Quote of the Week 4

Added 10/15/2001
Why do they hate us? It just may be because of "Gilligan's Island." Viewed through the prism of America's enemies, it's easy to see how the "Gilligan's Island" gang represents ...

 

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