Jesus, Moses and God were out playing golf one day. Jesus teed
off first, and the ball flew straight over the fairway, landed in the
green and rolled to within a couple feet of the hole. Moses hit
second, and his ball also soared and landed close to the hole. Both
looked over at God.
God took a few practice swings, then let loose on his ball. The ball
flew off into the rough. Just then, a squirrel jumped over, grabbed
the ball in his mouth and started running across the fairway. An
eagle swooped down and grabbed the squirrel in its claws, but
before it could get too far, a bolt of lightning struck the bird. The
ball fell and a sudden gust of wind dropped it directly into the hole.
Jesus glared at God and said: "Hey, are you here to play golf or just