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20 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus

20 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. While he's in the ...

A Southern Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the shack, not a thing was a movin', from the front to the back, The kids were in bed, I believe we had nine, ...

A year without Santa Claus, the untold story...

Because you're old enough now to know what REALLY happened...

Angels we have heard on high...

In the spirit of the season, here's a Christmas angel for all the ladies out there...
angel

At last, the perfect Christmas card

Dear recipient, Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender ...

Barbie's letter to Santa

Dear Santa:  Listen you fat little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid ...

Christmas in Japan

(from the AFU & Urban Legends Archive - www.urbanlegends.com) Financial Times, December 27, 1984: 'If Christmas cheer is easily assimilated into Japanese office parties ...

Christmas Lights

Merry Christmas...

Christmas Shopping A Survivor's Guide

- Gifts for Children - This is easy. You never have to figure out what to get for children, because they will tell you exactly what they want. They spend months and months ...

Christmas Songs

Who wrote the Christmas song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"?

Golf on Christmas

Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go ...

Holiday Eating Tips

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where ...

IS THERE A SANTA CLAUS

IS THERE A SANTA CLAUS? As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renowned scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to ...

Merry Christmas from Your Mother

Merry Christmas From Mom Dear Darling Son and That Person You Married, Merry Christmas to you, and please don't worry. I'm just fine considering I can't breathe or eat. The ...

Mom's Favorite Holiday Recipe

TEQUILA CHRISTMAS CAKE 1 cup water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups dried fruit Sample the ...

Origin of a Holiday Tradition

Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime ...

Politically Correct Holiday Wishes (with warrantee)

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, ...

Quote of the Day (Rudolph Castrated)

Monday, April 23, 2018   (16 posts)
"Generally, we find it wiser to use sexless reindeer." - Hein Conradie, spokesperson for the company that made anatomically correct reindeer for a display ...

RECIPE FOR A JOYOUS HOLIDAY MEAL...

RECIPE FOR A JOYOUS HOLIDAY MEAL FROM THE ALTERNATIVE GOURMET WHOLE ROASTED REINDEER WITH CHRISTMAS ELF STUFFING This recipe has been around for many years in many fashions but ...

Reindeer

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the ...

Rudoph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Who created the character of "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer"? (Hint - it wasn't Gene Autry.)

 

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