Cool Things About a Car that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light
15. Sleep 'til noon. Still get to work by 8:00am!
14. Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green.
13. Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states.
12. Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.
11. Lunch breaks in Paris, circa 1792.
10. Holding a harmonica out the window makes the coolest sounds,
and sparks too.
9. You can stop worrying about being sucked into a black hole driving
home from work.
8. You'll be so thin while driving it you can even wear horizontal
stripes.
7. That deer in your headlights is actually behind you.
6. Traffic enforcement limited to cops with PhD's in Quantum Physics.
5. Bugs never see you coming.
4. As long as you're breaking the Einstein's conservation of energy
and mass theory, you might as well run over Schrodinger's cat, too.
3. Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan "It's there
before you order or it's free!"
2. License plate: "Me=mc2"
1. Cigarette butts don't land in the backseat, they land in last week
