Golf


California Golfing

A California fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, he sets off on his first round and soon catches up to the person in ...

Democrats' Golf Rules

1. Democrats get to keep shooting until one gets par or an acceptable score. 2. Democrats are allowed to keep score by hand, Republicans are not allowed to keep score at ...

For the Golf fans out there.

Jesus joined a threesome on the first hole. The drive had to be hit over two small lakes to reach a green surrounded by sandtraps. Jesus said "OK, I'll do this one. If Palmer ...

Golf

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next ...

Golf 2

WORST FOURSOME IN GOLF 1. MONICA LEWINSKI 2. O.J. SIMPSON 3. TED KENNEDY 4. BILL CLINTON WHY YOU ASK? 1. MONICA IS A HOOKER 2. O.J. IS A SLICER 3. TED ...

Golf 3

Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf in Heaven one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the fairway but rolled directly toward a ...

Golf 4

"My friend," said St. Peter to the recently deceased, "you did lead an exemplary life on earth-but there is one instance of your taking the name of The Lord in vain. Would you ...

Golf 5

A man asks his wife the following questions after a long discussion about her life if he were to die before her. Husband: "Honey, if I were to die before you, would you ...

Golf 6

Jesus, Moses and God were out playing golf one day. Jesus teed off first, and the ball flew straight over the fairway, landed in the green and rolled to within a couple feet of ...

Golf 7

A foursome was on the last hole and when the last golfer drove off the tee he hooked into a cow pasture. He advised his friends to play through and he would meet them at the ...

Golf and Mother Nature

A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a ...

Golf on Christmas

Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go ...

Rules for Golf or...

Top Ten Suggestions for Guys While Playing Golf and/or Taking a Leak in a Public Bathroom 10. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 9. Form a loose grip. ...

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Aren't

Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren't: 10. Nuts...my shaft is bent 9. After 18 holes I can barely walk 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker ...

 


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