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Camping


Two guys named Bob and Dave went camping in the mountains and after spending four days together, were getting a little testy. One morning, Dave says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today, I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over campfire." Bob agrees and hikes south.

Dave hikes north. That night over dinner, Dave tells his story. "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated overhead all day. How was your day?"

Bob says: "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and we had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp. "Wow!!" Dave exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?" "Nah," says Bob, "I couldn't find her head."




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