Blonde Joke 3
A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win"
sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming,
"I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."
But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're
mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't
have that as a prize!"
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!" And she
hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads "WIN A BAGEL".