An Important Lesson
I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, and that was my mother-in-law to be.
She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who
sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable.
One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to
me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to
her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once?
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she
said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get
me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood
there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door...
I opened it, and stepped out of the house.
Her husband was standing outside and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and
said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We
couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.