A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the
octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing
octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar that this octopus can play any
instrument set in front of it."
None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a
guitar. The octopus took hold of the guitar and started wailing
away, better than Jimi Hendrix. The man took $50 from the guitarist.
Next someone brings up a trumpet. The octopus started playing the
trumpet, better than Dizzy Gillespie. The man won another $50 from
the trumpeter. Then some guy brought up some bagpipes. The octopus
picked up the bagpipes for a minute and, looking a little puzzled, set
them down again.
"Can't you play the bagpipes?" asked the man. "Play it?" said the
octopus, "I'm gonna f_ck it as soon as I figure out how to get its