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Monday, April 20, 2009 (4 posts)
A cowboy rode into town on friday.Spent 3 days and left,on friday.HOW DID HE DO THAT?
Friday, April 17, 2009 (1 post)
A cowboy rode into town on friday.Spent 3 days and left,on friday.HOW DID HE DO THAT?
Monday, January 12, 2009 (1 post)
what do you call a blonde in pigtails? Answer: A blojob with handles
Monday, November 03, 2008 (1 post)
What's the first thing a Women does to her asshole after sex?? She's drop's him off at work!!! smw
Friday, October 24, 2008 (2 posts)
two tomatoes where walking, one of the tomatoes where run over by a car. then the other tomatoe said. come on ketchup lets keep moving.
Monday, October 29, 2007 (1 post)
Once a dumb Harry reads this on a wall "One who read this is a fool". He gets upset and thinks a very hard to take revenge. Then an idea strikes him. He erases ...
Tuesday, October 23, 2007 (1 post)
what do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? a piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye
Thursday, October 18, 2007 (1 post)
Do you know when Pinocchio realized he was made out of wood? When he jerked off and caught on fire
Tuesday, October 02, 2007 (1 post)
A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer ...
Tuesday, October 02, 2007 (1 post)
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, ...
Tuesday, October 02, 2007 (1 post)
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny ...
Saturday, September 29, 2007 (2 posts)
Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt c
Friday, September 07, 2007 (2 posts)
A panda walks into a bar in the wild west, takes a seat at a table, and orders a huge meal. When he finishes, he gets up, grabs a six-shooter from a cowboy at ...
Saturday, August 18, 2007 (1 post)
Q. What happens when a Jewish dog bites you? A. You get Rabbi's
Saturday, August 18, 2007 (1 post)
Q. How come there are no phone books in china? A. Because there are so many Wings and Wongs that you might Wing the Wong number.
Wednesday, August 08, 2007 (1 post)
How do you drown a blonde?? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Thursday, July 05, 2007 (1 post)
Jean Luc Picard, Charles xavier, and Patrick Stewart were having a conversation about daily life, arts, culture and science, when they decided to make a deal. ...
Tuesday, June 19, 2007 (7 posts)
You have two cows. You force them into slavery and make them mine diamonds. You take all the profits and make the cows pay $10 per day for using your tools.(no offense to African Americans)
Wednesday, June 13, 2007 (16 posts)
BAGHDAD IRAQ - While on a surprise visit to Iraq Condi Rice sat down with troops to have lunch and was handed a MRE by a troop sitting next to her. With a surprised look on her face, she inquired about what had happened to the lunch tat she had brought wi
Sunday, June 10, 2007 (3 posts)
Superman always wondered what it would be like to have sex with Wonderwoman. He saw her laying naked on a beach so he thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet so why not?" so he ran down and banged her. A few seconds later Wonderwoman lo
Sunday, June 10, 2007 (3 posts)
There's a little boy walking down the street dragging a flat frog behind him. He walks into a brothel and slaps it on the front desk.
little boy: I need ...
Saturday, June 09, 2007 (1 post)
The latest from mind of Paul Kinsella... Suncrafter's Bad-Ass Quotient System How to measure the 'badassness' of anyone or anything! ...
Saturday, June 09, 2007 (1 post)
Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of their seeing-eye dog! (This is an original from about 30 years ago)
Wednesday, June 06, 2007 (1 post)
Lucky Drink A man wakes up with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on ...
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