Restaurant Reviews

Lowenstein's Diner

Cramps, nausea followed by projectile vomiting. On the toilet for two days.

Harvey's Chili Shack

Minor burns in mouth, esophagus and stomach lining. Severe stabbing cramps followed by forceful evacuation of the bowels. Burning reoccurred the following day during a vomit incident. Severe dry heaves. On the toilet 3 days.

Iris's Home Cooking

Disgorging of stomach lining, gastritis, typhoid and salmonella. Symptoms began shortly after consumption of the meal. Severe floor slamming cramps proceeded by loud flatulence that brought on a three hour session in the restroom. Vomiting and uncontrollable hiccups which produced intermittent vomiting while passing evil substances on the toilet. Green bile gag followed by what is commonly called the squirts. Toilet time, 3 days...

Pâtés Bar And Grill

Hepatitis, cholera, berry-berry, intestinal complex disorder, tangi colon and striped rectum. Immediately felt the effects of the cholera before leaving the restaurant. High fever uncontrollable sweating followed by nausea and uncontrollable projectile vomiting. Sever flatulence, lost control of bowels, vision went black and the pain from the cramps burst blood vessals in the brain. Toilet time - 5 days

Maples Diner

Rabies, botulism, gasoline poisoning, lead poisoning. Strong projectile vomiting which broke a rib. Blurry vision, bear clawing. floor slamming screaming for my mammy cramps. followed by 6 hour toilet session. Cramps continued for a week and the rabbi shots a week there after. A month later I had to be vaccinated for raccoon disease.

Mc Donald's

All of the above, with cheese :-)

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