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Remember that horribly inappropriate joke your uncle told at the last family gathering that made everyone so very uncomfortable?  Share it here.  We promise not to judge.  (Much.)


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Starting Gun

Wednesday, September 14, 2005   (1 post)
A man was having trouble with premature ejaculation. So he went to see a doctor. The doctor told the man to buy a starting gun and shoot it before he got off ...

Change

Sunday, January 28, 2007   (3 posts)
The only thing that remains the same is the fact that everything is changing.

History

Friday, February 16, 2007   (7 posts)
The only thing that we have learned from history is that we have learned nothing from history...

Chicken flu

Saturday, August 20, 2005   (1 post)
The red phone at the White House rings. On the other side, Putin wants to speak with Bush. P.: Hallo George, here is Vladimir B.: Hallo Vladimir, here is ...

Little Boy Dragging A Flat Frog

Sunday, June 10, 2007   (3 posts)
There's a little boy walking down the street dragging a flat frog behind him. He walks into a brothel and slaps it on the front desk. little boy: I need ...

                          - A Ride Through Indianhead Acres -

Sunday, January 28, 2007   (3 posts)
                  - A Ride Through Indianhead Acres -                 ...

Dead Horse Wisdom

Monday, July 04, 2005   (1 post)
"The code of tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. "In law firms, we often try other ...

Why is a woman like a Bank?

Friday, February 02, 2007   (2 posts)
Because she loses interest when you withdraw your assets.

A bear walks into a bar in Billings

Sunday, January 28, 2007   (5 posts)
A bear walks into a bar in Billings,Montana and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve beers to bears in bars in Billings". The ...

Italian Navy

Saturday, June 11, 2005   (2 posts)
Ever noticed the letters on naval vessels? For example, American naval vessels have "USS" on the side which stand for "US Ship" British ships have "HMS" on ...

Darwin Awards vol. 3 excerpt

Thursday, May 05, 2005   (2 posts)
You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.

Question

Sunday, March 20, 2005   (3 posts)
Question:  What comes out of a man's penis that women love? Answer:  The wrinkles

one for the quotes (by my friend Steve Murray):

Sunday, January 28, 2007   (4 posts)
a spoon is a knife that couldn't cut it - Steve Murray

Chinese tailors take it to the next level

Saturday, March 26, 2005   (2 posts)
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261746.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife

Truck Drivers

Sunday, January 28, 2007   (6 posts)
There was a truck driver who loved to run over every Democrat he could see. One day he picked up a priest hitchiker, while driving with the priest he say a ...

worms

Monday, May 02, 2005   (3 posts)
why did the worm decide to sleep late? it didn;t want to get caught by the early bird

pie

Thursday, December 23, 2004   (1 post)
how do you get pies to go undercover? add the letter s to make spies

Hey Y'all, Watch This

Thursday, January 25, 2007   (3 posts)
WE ALL KNOW A MAN LIKE THIS My wife Toni is fond of saying that my last words on this earth will be something akin to, "hey y'all, hold my beer and ...

blond and a rooster

Friday, December 17, 2004   (1 post)
What's the difference between a blond and a rooster?  The rooster goes "cock-a-doodle-doo"  The blond goes "any cock 'l do"

how do you drown a blond

Friday, December 17, 2004   (1 post)
How do you drown a blond? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker on the botom of a swimming pool.

Computer-animated Martha Stewart Belches out Jingle Bells

Sunday, November 26, 2006   (2 posts)
http://www.thenightlypotato.com bottom of page. Nice holiday greeting.

smartter man in the world

Monday, December 06, 2004   (4 posts)
On an aircraft are the French president, the American president, the Russian president, a priest, and a hippie suddenly an engine blow off Fire spread all ...

Should I laugh or cry

Monday, December 11, 2006   (4 posts)
My friend was in the hospital where he was dying from cancer of the liver and lungs.  As I approached his bed he reached out to me with this comment:  ...

Drink driving - What not to do!

Wednesday, December 01, 2004   (2 posts)
After driving to his local drinkery to watch his favourite team get beaten heavily, a man decides "Sod it! I'm gonna get plastered!!" After consuming ...

 

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