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Remember that horribly inappropriate joke your uncle told at the last family gathering that made everyone so very uncomfortable? Share it here. We promise not to judge. (Much.)
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Monday, October 29, 2007 (1 post)
Once a dumb Harry reads this on a wall "One who read this is a fool". He gets upset and thinks a very hard to take revenge. Then an idea strikes him. He erases ...
Tuesday, October 23, 2007 (1 post)
what do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? a piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye
Thursday, October 18, 2007 (1 post)
Do you know when Pinocchio realized he was made out of wood? When he jerked off and caught on fire
Tuesday, October 02, 2007 (1 post)
A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer ...
Tuesday, October 02, 2007 (1 post)
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, ...
Tuesday, October 02, 2007 (1 post)
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny ...
Friday, September 07, 2007 (2 posts)
A panda walks into a bar in the wild west, takes a seat at a table, and orders a huge meal. When he finishes, he gets up, grabs a six-shooter from a cowboy at ...
Saturday, August 18, 2007 (1 post)
Q. What happens when a Jewish dog bites you? A. You get Rabbi's
Saturday, August 18, 2007 (1 post)
Q. How come there are no phone books in china? A. Because there are so many Wings and Wongs that you might Wing the Wong number.
Wednesday, August 08, 2007 (1 post)
How do you drown a blonde?? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Thursday, July 05, 2007 (1 post)
Jean Luc Picard, Charles xavier, and Patrick Stewart were having a conversation about daily life, arts, culture and science, when they decided to make a deal. ...
Saturday, June 09, 2007 (1 post)
The latest from mind of Paul Kinsella... Suncrafter's Bad-Ass Quotient System How to measure the 'badassness' of anyone or anything! ...
Saturday, June 09, 2007 (1 post)
Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of their seeing-eye dog! (This is an original from about 30 years ago)
Wednesday, June 06, 2007 (1 post)
Lucky Drink A man wakes up with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on ...
Sunday, June 10, 2007 (3 posts)
Superman always wondered what it would be like to have sex with Wonderwoman. He saw her laying naked on a beach so he thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet so why not?" so he ran down and banged her. A few seconds later Wonderwoman lo
Tuesday, May 01, 2007 (2 posts)
Mitä kalkkuna sanoi toiselle? Kot!
Saturday, March 31, 2007 (3 posts)
A man was roasting hotdogs & marshmallows in his back yard with his family when a fire engine came screaming down his street. The whole family was curious to see what the ruckus was about so they went to where the firetruck, some police cars & an ambulanc
Wednesday, April 25, 2007 (2 posts)
Lowenstein's Diner Cramps, nausea followed by projectile vomiting. On the toilet for two days. Harvey's Chili Shack Minor burns in mouth, esophagus and stomach lining. Severe stabbing cramps followed by forceful evacuation of
Wednesday, June 13, 2007 (16 posts)
BAGHDAD IRAQ - While on a surprise visit to Iraq Condi Rice sat down with troops to have lunch and was handed a MRE by a troop sitting next to her. With a surprised look on her face, she inquired about what had happened to the lunch tat she had brought wi
Friday, February 09, 2007 (2 posts)
Thursday I had been in Miami Beach for less then 24 hours and I already hated the place. Don’t let the advertising fool you! Miami beach is just another tourist trap, hell hole infested with people and establishments whose sole purpose is to drain
Friday, February 02, 2007 (1 post)
Tuesday 11:30 A.M. I’m sitting at a lunch counter cafe in down town Nasua New Hampshire, nursing my tenth cup of coffee while waiting for Jeb Bush to arrive. The short order cook is busy in the back flipping over egg’s and bacon on the hot
Sunday, January 28, 2007 (2 posts)
A man recently came home from work one day to find his wife cheating on him. Crushed, he spends the next few days in the gutter, drunk. Soon, however, he comes across a genie bottle. Rubbing the bottle, a genie pops out and says, "I will grant you three w
Saturday, September 29, 2007 (2 posts)
Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt c
Wednesday, January 03, 2007 (1 post)
Did that the word Cosmetics is derived from the greek word Cosmos which means the proper arrangement of heavenly bodies. So if you are using cosmetics your face must be disarrange.
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